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A sunny farm with green hills, wooden fences and a dirt road

someone said shamonda in the barn.

The black and white cow in a pale blue surgical mask, hooves up, staring into the camera in alarm

SHAMOONDA

Nobody knows what it is.
Everybody has a mask.

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The mission

Get the herd somewhere safe. Nobody said from what.

  1. In the barn the green cow whispers into the ear of the black and white cow, whose eyes go wide

    The rumor

    One cow heard the word Shamonda. Nobody asked what it means.

  2. The blue, green and brown cows in masks behind a crate overflowing with surgical masks

    The reaction

    By lunch every cow had a mask on. Nobody remembers who brought the crate.

  3. Four masked cows squeezed into a farm car, all staring at the camera

    The escape plan

    Four cows, one car, no destination. They looked at us like we caught them.

  4. The black and white cow leaning back on a wooden fence, mask still on

    The aftermath

    Back at the fence, chewing like always. The mask stays on. Just in case.

The herd

Four cows. Not one voice of reason.

  • The black and white cow with her arms crossed, eyes darting sideways

    The one who heard it

    Calm on the outside. Has already planned three escapes.

  • The blue cow in a mask, nervous

    The blue one

    Sits in the back. Agrees with whatever was said last.

  • The green cow with a tuft of hair, looking sideways over her mask

    The green one

    Copies the blue one, slightly later.

  • The brown cow with wild hair holding a steering wheel, eyes crossed

    The driver

    Holding the wheel. Does not know where they are going.

Take a face

For when your whole group chat panics at the same time.

Questions

A pale blue surgical mask
What is Shamonda?

The name of a real cattle virus. The cows know the name. That is all they know.

Do masks work on cows?

No idea. The masks are a joke about panic, not advice. Ask a vet, not a cow.

What is $SHAMOONDA?

A meme coin about four anxious cows. No promises and no plan. Just the faces.

Why is she staring at me?

We asked her for an update. This was the update.